You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
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It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
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So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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