ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
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Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
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so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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