if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
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The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
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I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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