No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
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is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
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Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
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