He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I don't think brook has ever known best
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
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I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
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Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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