Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
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Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
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I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
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