Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
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I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
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Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
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