i just sent this text using only my big toe
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
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BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
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a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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