you would pick up someone in the library
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
Randomize