Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
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