Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
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How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
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If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
Never underestimate the power of titties
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