have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
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Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
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I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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