you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
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Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
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I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
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