I CAN MOONWALK!
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
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he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
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i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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