Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
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I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
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I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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