another moral hangover. fuck.
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
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I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
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And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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