there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
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Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
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He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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