Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
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you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
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The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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