shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
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Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
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I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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