I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
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So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
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Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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