It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
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Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
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He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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