You work out of a Hotel?
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
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I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
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I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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