Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
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I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
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You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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