I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
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just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
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Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
That was before I lit my hair on fire
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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