just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
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never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
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Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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