Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize