Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
do nipples grow back?
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