office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
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Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
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Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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