Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
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I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
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I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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