The brown eye won't let me do that either.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
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So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
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Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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