why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
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there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
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I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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