i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
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update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
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I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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