Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
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Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
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not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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