last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
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Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
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Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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