when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
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I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
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And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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