I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
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I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
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