In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
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Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
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I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
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