Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
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i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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