I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
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I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
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We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
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