You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
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In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
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I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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