I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
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His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
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Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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