i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
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Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
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So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
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