Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
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whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
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the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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