I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
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If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
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Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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