found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
bhystjhitsjhtiajielrfrhaug
This is sufficient.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
Randomize