...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
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My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
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He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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