dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
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Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
There's always time for handjobs
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
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Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
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