Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
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You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
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Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
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