Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
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I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
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Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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