Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
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I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
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Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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